YOU ARE MY 
VISITOR...
Here We Go Again...
... 'LIL MAMA HERE AND THIS TIME I'M GONNA PAY ATTENTION. SORRY ABOUT THE PREVIOUS LONG RUN BUT SOME DIP MISPLACED ALL MY INFO AND I HAD A HELL OF A TIME ACCESSING THIS WEB SITE. BUT NOT ANY MORE, NOW I HAVE A SAFE I CAN KEEP PRYING HANDS FROM. I'M A WRITER BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, I'M A SCROUNGER. I SCROUNGE THE NET SEARCHING FOR BOTH USEFUL AND USELESS INFORMATION TO TOSS AT YOU AND HAVE I GOT A MESS THIS TIME.
MORE LAUGHS...
... AND HOPEFULLY IT'LL BE WITH JOKES YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE. I GOTTA MILLION OF 'EM AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BUT YOU WON'T EVEN IF YOU COULD 'CAUSE THEIR THAT GOOD AND YOU'LL HAVE A BALL REPEATING 'EM TO ALL YOUR PALS.
YEAH, YOU CAN DO THAT, I DON'T CARE AND IN ANY CASE THERE'S NOTHIN' I CAN DO ABOUT IT ANYWAY SO GO AHEAD, SPREAD 'EM AROUND.
As you can see I'm no longer a beer guzzling bitch...
YEAH, I TOOK SOME HELON WHEELS LESSONS AND UPDATED MY TALENTS (the botox didn't hurt either) NOW I'M RIGHT WHERE I WANNA BE.. SEXY BUT STILL LIVELY, HOT BUT STILL COOL. NICE BUT STILL BAD ASS.. I COULD GO ON AND ON BUT THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TIME LEFT TO PRESENT MY NEWEST QUIPS, JOKES AND STORIES.
AND TO TOP IT OFF.. MORE STORIES...
... AND NOT JUST ANY STORIES BUT NEVER BEFORE HEARD OF STORIES.. YES, I KNOW A MESS OF WRITERS AND THEIR JUST HUNGRY ENOUGH TO SHARE THEIR WORKS WITH ANYONE WHO'LL READ 'EM. I ALSO HAVE A FEW I MIGHT TOSS IN FROM TIME TO TIME.
CLICK ON THE ABOVE AFTER VISITING ME...
... WANT MORE STORIES? WANT SOME BLOGS? WANNA EXPERIENCE AN OLDEPHART THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO BUT WHINE ABOUT THINGS THAT IRRITATE HIM (and in his case there's a lotta whining) THEN AFTER YOU EXPERIENCE MY SITE AND HOPEFULLY LEAVE A COMMENT OR TWO (see last page) I RECOMMEND VISITING THIS OLDEPHART FOR MORE OF THE SAME. AS USUAL, IT WON'T COST YOU A PENNY AND TO MAKE MATTERS EVEN BETTER THIS OLDEPHART EVEN FORBADE ADS OF EVERY KIND, GO FIGGURE.
... OR JUST Email HIM A WORD OR TWO AND LET HIM KNOW JUST WHAT KINDA PHART HE REALLY IS...
